[Verse 1]
Welcome everybody to my table
Don't be shy, man, grab a seat
C'mon, it's time to eat, dig in
Frijoles de T.J., sushi from Japan
Weenies from America
Don't forget canned ham
Monkey brains from India
^&^$#&^$^&% from France
Pizzas from Chicago
Korea, dog, many cat

[Chorus]
All we want is, all we need is
All we want is, all we need is
All we want is one more beer
To teach the world
To sing in harmony

[Verse 2]
Eating can resolve
This racial tension
Get yourself a side of beef
Electric knife, and 50' of cord

Flies from Ethiopia
Sangria de Espana
Crumpets from England
Sand from Iran
Bratwurst von Deutschland
Meatballs from Sweden
Mongolian BBQ
Bacon from Canada, eh
[Chorus]
All we want is, all we need is
All we want is, all we need is
All we want is one more beer
To teach the world
To sing in harmony

[Outro]
The next time you're about to shout a racial slur, stop!
Think about all the wonderful foods that come from his or her country
And please channel your energies into enjoying your next international delight!