Dateline the early 1970's
Now world famous rock quartet
The Doors, lead singer James Morrison has recently died
While down but certainly not out
The surviving members desperately
Tried to piece together their broken lives
Every option was considered, a new name
The windows, the walls, even the door knobs
Ultimately, the band opted to carry on
Under the original Doors name
Auditioning new singers
One young hopeful, a struggling art
Student from Athens Georgia
Fred Schneider, who went on to front
The hugely successful B-52's tried
Out for this position
The lyrical style of the young Schneider
More known for his quick wit and
Impromptu jams was hard fought
To match the well structured
Melodies of the classic Doors numbers
Let's listen in...

Love me 2 times
Love me 3 times
I've got me a car
It seats about 20
So hurry up and bring
Your juke box money
Gloria
Gloria
You're livin' in your own private Idaho
Livin' in your own private Idaho
This is the end
This is the end
Whammy kiss me whammy hug
Revitalize me give me whammy love yea
(Cut! Fred who is this whammy person from Idaho?
Could you please use the correct lyrics? Thank You!)

Light my fire
We couldn't get much higher
He was in a jam
He's in a giant clam

(Cut! Cut!
Fred for the love of god there are no giant clams in here!
This is a recording studio!
This is not the bottom of the ocean!
I repeat, not the bottom of the ocean!
You sir are a jackass!
Why don't you get you clams and whammy's
And get the hell out of here)