My mother fucked a donkey down in Mexico
She had treinta margaritas treinta years ago
Her purse had just been stolen, she had to make some cash
For fifty thousand pesos, the donkey fucked her ass

I'm so ashamed it makes me sick
My mothers box was his salt lick
Human-donkey fornication
Her taco is the destination

It soon became apparent it wasn't for the dough
A genuine fiesta at the donkey show
The crowd would shout "ole!" as she nibbled on his sack
They never had a patron demand their money back

A real freak show in the pit
The donkeys fucking my moms tits
Acting like a true ranchero
Dancing around a big sombrero

The donkeys name was Lucky, oh boy he loved to fuck
He'd get so damn excited he'd kick and make you duck
If you want to be star, it's easy to be famous
Just pull down your pants and let Lucky fuck your anus

I'm so ashamed it makes me sick
My mothers box was his salt lick
Acting like a true ranchero
Dancing around a big sombrero
Lucky the luckiest donkey
Lucky the luckiest donkey
Lucky the luckiest donkey
Lucky the luckiest donkey