Teenage romance always a chance to get into trouble
Now it's no fun, shotgun, far to young
And they can't come out to play
When all the kids are having kids today

Back seat like toast, mid-central coast they grow up so quickly
No more Friday night drinks in the park
No matter what they say
Coz all the kids are having kids
All the kids are having kids today

Terminate or church doorstep
Sell them on the internet or up for adoption
Or there's no more rock shows, drugs or cigarettes
Stunt their DNA
When all the kids are having kids
All the kids are having kids today

Forgotten dreams and wasted plans, (Contraception)
Memories airbrushed on a panel van. (is an option)
Replaced with frowns and wagging tongues, (Contraception)
Washing lines and soccer mums. (is an option)

Fast track up no time for cool
There must have been a hole in the golden rule
At least you get the week off school
When all the kids are having kids
All the kids are having kids
All the kids are having kids, today