[Verse 1]
I feel the monsters at 4 in the afternoon
I know anxiety will overcome me soon
So many mental benefits of living with a pet
I think she’s feeling scared
She’s really got a mess

[Chorus]
Dog tranquiliser
Dog tranquiliser
I need a dog tranquiliser

[Verse 2]
I’ve been rejected from all the human doctors and their meds
I gotta get all my ups and downers from the vet
Two different body weights so I’ll adjust the dose
It should be pretty damn close
She’s kinda well fed

[Chorus]
Dog tranquiliser
Dog tranquiliser
I need a dog tranquiliser
Now her incisor gives me pain
We might need something stronger to be more humane
[Bridge]
Dog tranquiliser
Dog tranquiliser

[Outro]
Dog tranquiliser
Dog tranquiliser
I need a dog tranquiliser
I need a dog tranquiliser
Dog tranquiliser
Dog tranquiliser
Dog tranquiliser
Dog tranquiliser
Dog tranquiliser