One, two, three, four

Captain's magic buttons, he's got half a dozen
Lets him sing in different ways
Magic button, push the magic buttons
Let's see how he sings today

What's going to happen when you push the first button?
(Blah, blah-blah-blah-blah)
What's going to happen when you push the second button?
(Aaahhhhh)
What's going to happen when you push the third button?
[Guitar Solo]
What's going to happen when you push the fourth button?

Captain's magic buttons, he's got half a dozen
Lets him sing in different ways
Magic button, push the magic buttons
Let's see how he sings today

What's going to happen when you push the first button?
(Bah, blah-blah-blah-blah)
What's going to happen when you push the second button?
(Aaahhhhh)
What's going to happen when you push the third button?
[Drum solo]
What's going to happen when you push the fourth button?
Captain's magic buttons, he's got half a dozen
Lets him sing in different ways
Magic button, push the magic buttons
Let's see how he sings today