I don't wanna got to the beach or the movies
Or hang around with you
I wanna go where I'll win lots of money
I'll do what I have to do
Always on my back telling me you need expensive stuff
Well this should be enough

I'm gonna buy you a greyhound and I'll name him after you
And when he wins I will buy you anything that you want me to

Been spending all of my time on the doghouse
This will never change
Never enough that I cook dinner that puts restaurants to shame
If I raise the capital and rents not overdue
This is what I'm gonna do

I'm gonna buy you a racehorse and I'll name him after you
And when he wins I will buy you anything that you want me to
I'm gonna buy you a greyhound and I'll name him after you
And if he loses at least I'll have a friend who will be true
Its not cruelty if you inject enough amphetamines

I promise one day I'll have a proper job to do
But that won't be anytime soon

I'm gonna buy you a greyhound and I'll name him after you
And when he wins I will buy you anything that you want me to
I'm gonna buy you a racehorse and I'll name him after you
And if he loses once I'll turn him into superglue