[intro sample on You're In A Bad Way version:]
Where is your respirator?
Nicked
Hm?
Captain - kiss tell
WHAT?

[The song is an instrumental]

[outro sample on You're In A Bad Way version:]
Each year at this time, five-and-twenty past two, I'm peculiarly partial to a drop of traditional spong-bake. Purchase or hire thirty-eight ripe spongs. Wheel them home, and shoot them. Then simply bake them, and eat them once. The end