[Intro: Narrator]
And now it's time for silly songs with Larry the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song

[Verse 1: Larry]
Got the munchies on that fateful night
'Round eight o'clock, so I phoned in a pizza for delivery
But I had a feeling that something wasn't right
'Cause I waited for hours, and no pizza
I set the table with a paper plate
How would I know that it'd be late?
It's taking so long, where could it be?
Had a thirty minute guarantee

[Chorus: Larry]
Pizza angel, please come to me
Tomato sauce and cheese so gooey
Pizza angel, I'm on my knees
You're my number one pie from Sicily

[Verse 2: Larry]
Did it get lost, did they just forget
Should I have ordered on the Internet?
Ready for dinner, now I'm not so sure
I think my soda's room temperature

[Chorus: Larry]
Pizza angel, please come to me (Come to me)
Tomato sauce and cheese, so gooey
Pizza angel, I'm on my knees (On my knees)
And don't forget to add my favorite anchovies
[Bridge: Larry]
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I was concerned for my delivery (Yeah)
Eight little slices of heaven for me
Can't stop thinking it would make me smile (Yeah)
When I tasted my first Chicago style
Goin' crazy while I pace the floor
Then my heart skipped when I heard the door

[Verse 3: Larry]
I opened the door in expectation
But it was the saddest sight I ever saw
I could smell the aroma of deep-dish goodness
But the box was empty

[Spoken Interlude: Jerry]
The house number was broken so I couldn't find you
I was getting kinda hungry, so I ate your pizza
Sorry about that, you don't need to tip me or anything

[Chorus: Larry]
Pizza angel, please come to me (Come to me)
Tomato sauce and cheese so gooey
Pizza angel I'm on my knees (On my knees)
You'll live forever in my memory
Pizza angel, please come to me (Come to me)
Tomato sauce and cheese so gooey
Pizza angel, I'm on my knees (On my knees)
I will miss you for eternity
[Outro: Larry]
I'll never forget you, pizza angel