|: The king is dead, long live the king :|

Prince Hamlet is stricken with grief
His mother has married the new king
Scarcely after her old husband the old king is dead
|: The king is dead, long live the king :|

Prince Hamlet now does choke
Prince Hamlet’s heart is broke
His mother copulates with the new king
While her old husband’s corpse is still warm
|: The king is dead, long live the king :|

Prince Hamlet is filled with grief
He feels as if his father has been stolen by a thief
His mother’s orgasmic cries
When her old husband has just died
|: The king is dead, long live the king :|