The Tiger Lillies
Never Marry A Man
Don’t
I said don’t
Marry a man
Don’t marry a man
Don’t marry a man
Well don’t marry a man with a big cock
Don’t marry a man who might make you rock
Don’t marry a man who’s well endowed
Don’t marry a man who makes you go bow-wow
‘Cos if he makes your thighs burn
You can bet your life no money he’ll earn
Never marry a man who makes you feel nice
Never marry a man who does you splice
Never marry a man never marry a man
Never marry a man who makes you cum
Never marry a man who sticks it up your bum
Never marry a man never marry a man
But if he’s got a nice job
He can even be even be a yob
And if he seems charm to lack
You can even have affairs behind his back
Well when I was a young girl
My thighs they used to burn
But now I am an old girl
It’s money I do yearn
So don’t marry a man
Don’t marry a man
Don’t marry a man
Don’t marry a man
Ooh don’t marry a man
Don’t marry a man
Don’t marry a man
Don’t marry a man