The Tiger Lillies
My Funny Valentine
My funny valentine
Sweet comic valentine
You make me smile
With my heart

Your looks are laughable
Unphotographable
Yet you're my favourite work of art
Is your figure less than Greek
Is your mouth a little weak
When you open it to speak are you smart

Well don't change a hair for me
Not if you care for me
Stay little valentine
Stay because each day is Valentine's Day