The clowns are jumping in and out
They laugh, they scream, they jump and shout
The audience think they are so brave
To stand up there and misbehave

Escapism that's what we need
You are too miserable indeed
We came to be entertained
Not hear about your hate and pain

Be joyful and be happy
And most of all be crappy

Spielberg, he was right on cue
Your foreign films elitist spew
We don't need you to tell us
That life's a misery, life's a cuss

Be joyful and be happy
And most of all be crappy
Be joyful and be happy
And most of all be crappy

Be crappy, be crappy, be crappy, be crappy
Be crappy, be crappy, be crappy, be crappy
Be crappy, be crappy, be crappy, be crappy