Albino dwarfs & dancing bears & midgets with full body hair
A man who has a fishes tail, a girl whose body is a snail
A man whose head is a bird, a girl who shits bricks as turds
Siamese twins joined at the head, a girl who though alive is dead
A man who bleeds through hands and eyes, a girl who has a donkeys thighs

This Freakshow is the best in town this Freakshow is the worst around

A man who has no head or arms, a girl a dog sexually charms
They're animal eroticists, the sailors leer at them half pissed
A fire eater burns his throat, a jealous lover at him gloats
A contortionist tells a joke while a gorilla him does poke
A girl who bites off chickens heads, they run around till they are dead

This Freakshow is the best in town this Freakshow is the worst around