God, I've been a sinner
God, I know I'm damned
I'm a homosexual hermaphrodite
And a dirty old man

God, I've been a sinner
At the Pearly Gates
St Peter slipped it in again
He always comes to late

God, I've been a sinner
And now I'm gonna die
Can I get into to heaven
If I wear a suit and tie?

God, I've been a sinner
God, I know I'm damned
I am a Pakistani
And I come from Birmingham

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God, I've been a sinner
I had sex with sheep
And when I did have sex with them
Insertion it was deep
God, I've been a sinner
God, I know I'm damned
I am a Pakistani
And I come from Birmingham

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