[Verse 1]
"Sex with Satan", the loudest song
Sounds like a hammer from hell
"Pyrokinesis" and "Take This Torch"
Sounds that fill me with no remorse

[Chorus]
Canadian metal
Canadian metal
Canadian metal
Canadian metal

[Verse 2]
Whimsical Uproar, "Tortured Souls"
For these fuckin' sounds my angry heart calls
Canadian metal, just obey
On your weak sounds we will prey!

[Chorus]
Canadian metal
Canadian metal
Canadian metal
Canadian metal

[Guitar Solo]
[Chorus]
Canadian metal
Canadian metal
Canadian metal
Canadian metal!

[Guitar Solo]