[Verse 1]
My heart is paralyzed
My head was oversized
I'll take the high road like I should
You said it's meant to be
That it's not you, it's me
You're leaving now for my own good

[Pre-Chorus]
That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say

[Chorus 1]
She flew out in an airplane
Out getting suntanned
It's like a cement mixer full of quicksand
Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes!
She saw a shark underwater
Left and no one caught her
I returned everything I ever bought her
Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies
And ways to say goodbye

[Verse 2]
My pride still feels the sting
You were my everything
Some day I'll find a love like yours (A love like yours)
She'll think I'm Superman
Not super minivan
How could you leave on Yom Kippur?
[Pre-Chorus]
That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say

[Chorus 2]
She was chased by a mudslide
Chased by a lion
She went away in a crappy purple Scion
Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes!
She camped out in the desert
Swam in a hot tub
Danced away at an east side nightclub
Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies
And ways to say goodbye

[Bridge]
I wanna live a thousand lives with you
I wanna be the one you're dying to love
But you don't want to

[Pre-Chorus]
That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say
That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say

[Chorus 1]
She flew out in an airplane
Out getting suntanned
It's like a cement mixer full of quicksand
Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes!
She saw a shark underwater
Left and no one caught her
I returned everything I ever bought her
Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies
[Chorus 2]
She was chased by a mudslide
Chased by a lion
She went away in a crappy purple Scion
Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes!
She camped out in the desert
Swam in a hot tub
Danced away at an east side nightclub
Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies
And ways to say goodbye