Everywhere I go, everyone I see
Knows the secret languishing down inside of me
A change of scene could be the key
Go to the cupboard, take out the bottle and splash it all over me

But it's Transylvanian Perfume swirling round
Release the beast that hides behind your brow
Transylvanian Perfume drink it in
It's the musk of lust as it'll take you up where you've never ever been

It's duty free
It's real scary
It's a magnet glue
It's the stuff for you .. this stuff is tough !

Ply 'em with a drink to get 'em hooked
I'm an evil essence, no odour clone, I can't be overlooked
Watch 'em for a while I gotta' choose
The night is young, the moon is bright an' I got my blue suede shoes