Those Poor Bastards
Hayseed Like Me
I once was a tool of oppression
Just as greened as a sucker could be
The monopolies' banded together
To beat a poor hayseed like me

To beat a poor hayseed like me
To beat a poor hayseed like me
The monopolies' banded together
To beat a poor hayseed like me

The railroads and old party bosses
Together did squiggly agree
And they thought that there'd be little trouble
In working a hayseed like me

In working a hayseed like me
In working a hayseed like mе
They thought that there'd bе little trouble
In working a hayseed like me

But now I've been roused up a little
And their greed and corruption I see
If the hayseeds can all stick together
We'll conquer their Satanic greed

We'll conquer their Satanic greed
We'll conquer their Satanic greed
If the hayseeds can all stick together
We'll conquer their Satanic greed