Those Poor Bastards
My Last Dollar
My last old dollar's gone
My last old dollar's gone
My whiskey bill's due
And my board bill too
And my last old dollar's gone

Darlin' I’m crazy 'bout you
Darlin' I’m crazy 'bout you
I’m crazy 'bout you
And another girl too
Oh darlin' what should I do?

I try to fight the sin
I try to fight the sin
I try to fight the sin
Then a woman walks in
And Satan's got my soul again

My last old dollar's gone
My last old dollar's gone
My whiskey bill's due
And my board bill too
And my last old dollar's gone

Darlin' you better call up your Pa
Darlin' you better call up your Pa
Call up your Pa I need that money now
Don't look at me so cold
You better not make me choose
You better not make me choose
'Cause if I should choose
No matter what I do
Oh darlin' you will lose