You need an older woman to teach you
One who is barely reaching her prime
Who thinks you're fun, not someone to preach to
What do you say, let's have a good time
'Cause with an older woman, Nothing you do is a crime

You have the makings of a monster, kid, I like that
I 'm not sure what you mean?
Hang around, you'll learn, I do need an opening act as it happens
You really want to come to New York?
It's all I've ever wanted, then you're in big trouble

I'm waiting, I need an older woman beside me
I need a mentor, I need a drink, I want an older woman to guide me
Where are we headed? Where do you think?
Over the goddamn rainbow, right down the yellow brick road
And what do ya know, I've found my ideal woman

Only one who's been 'round the block
Can give you the ride you need
Always there absorbing the shock
One built for comfort, not for speed

Stir up a flame from out of the embers
I sense a fire starting in you
What do ya say to making some mem'ries
Out of the old comes something that's new
Maybe an older woman is going to help us break through
As for me, I just can't wait to see her
Honestly, I were hoping you might be her
Eventually, when you get to be an older woman
Like me