Bob & Doug McKenzie
Welcome to Side Two
Okay, good day, welcome to side two of our album
Okay, we should do this, okay, cool (Okay)

Okay, so, like, this is side two of the album, right? Okay
And like, I know sometimes when we get, uh, an album, like
We don't know what side to put on first
Like, sometimes we put on side two first on purpose or by accident
So, like, if you put this side on then, like, take it off, take off (Yeah)
Go back to the other side, eh
Yeah, put on side one first, right
Okay, stop listening (Yeah)
Okay, sh, don't talk
But, you don't, hey Doug
Don't, don't talk, if we keep talking, they might listen
Yeah, they'll keep listening, okay (Sh, sh)
Keep, keep quiet, okay
Okay, sh
Okay, put on side one
Put it on, eh
Yeah, okay, stop talking
Sh, okay, sh

I did
You, you didn't
No, I d-
I said "sh" and you kept talking
No, I didn't, I stopped
You did
Take off
You hosehead
Okay, sh, sh