I am Sam, I am Sam, Sam I am
That Sam I am, That Sam I am
I do not like that Sam I am
Do you like green eggs and ham?
I do not like them Sam I am
Bitch

Will you eat them here or there? Will you eat them anywhere?
I won't eat them here or there, I won't eat them anywhere
I don't like green eggs and ham, I don't like you Sam I am
Would you eat them in a house? Would you eat them with a mouse?
I won't eat them in a house, I won't eat them with a mouse
Should I punch you in the mouth? No don't punch me in the mouth
I don't like green eggs and ham, I don't like you Sam I am
Do you think I give a damn? Eat this shit you fucking man!

Shove it down your fucking throat, Suck on ham until you choke
Suck my dick you Sam I am, Suck my dick you fucking sham
I will not eat them with a man, I will not eat them with my hand
I will not eat them on the moon, I will not eat them on a broom
I will not eat them in a car, I will not eat them in a bar
I will not eat them in a box, I will not eat them with a fox
I will not eat them in the dark, I will not eat them in the park
I will not eat them with a mouse, Now get the fuck out of my house!