[Verse 1]
Testosterone in large amounts
Your little sister got kicked out of
God you can't shave your head
Come to the show, the boys they rock harder
Your mother lent you her slip
She lent you her bright red lipstick
And your shoes are hurting your back
But boy, don't you look gorgeous

[Chorus]
You look gorgeous
You look gorgeous
You look gorgeous
You look gorgeous

[Verse 2]
This is but an observation
You've put a bullet in your foot
You make it hard for us bitches
Inconsequential in your back bends
Your taste in men leaves something to be desired
You love them to be aloof and self obsessed
They love you in your mini dress

[Chorus]
You're looking gorgeous
You're looking gorgeous
Gorgeous
You're looking gorgeous
[Bridge]
When your voice is raised above a certain level
I'm afraid we must go to the ladies room
I left your competence in curlers

[Outro]
You look gorgeous
You look gorgeous
You're looking gorgeous
How you look gorgeous