Amit Trivedi
Senti Wali Mental
Senti Wali Mental Lyrics

Badi hi senti waali mental hain ye choriyaan
Badi hi senti waali mental hain ye choriyaan, haay
Badi hi senti waali mental hain ye choriyaan
Badi hi senti waali mental hain ye choriyaan

O ki machar bhi kaate
To selfie uski kheech lein
Ki machar bhi kaate
To selfie uski kheech lein

Zamaane se lena na dena, haay
Zamaane se lena na dena
Ya khuda ya khuda
Tu humein insey bachaana zaraa

Ki nakli noton ka ek bundle hain ye choriyaan
Badi hi senti waali mental hain ye choriyaan
Badi hi senti waali mental hain ye choriyaan

Ho subah shaam taade ye
Ladkiyon ko gaur se
Rakhe haath dil pe
Par dhadke kahin aur se
Ho subah shaam taade ye
Ladkiyon ko gaur se
Rakhe haath dil pe
Par dhadke kahin aur se

Akal se matar ka daana re, haay
Akal se matar ka daana re
O ya khuda ya khuda
Aaina inko dikhaana zaraa

Ajee harkat se accidental hain ye chokrey
Ajee harkat se accidental hain ye chokrey
Humein kehte hain par khud mental hain ye chokrey
Humein kehte hain par khud mental hain ye chokrey

Haay, ye mascara lip-gloss ki jitni bahaar hai
Jo ladke palat ke na dekhein to bekaar hai
Dekhe to bekaar hai
Na dekhe to bekaar hai

Ho kya Audi, BMW ghanta Jaguar hai
Jo ladko na baithi to kaahe ki mahngi car hai rey
Haan, ye duniya hai bus stop
Ladko bus ke jaisi

Ruko paanch minuton me agali phir milegi
Haan ho sambhal ke kaheen naa ye bus chhoot jae
Baakee zindagi varanaa paidal hee kategi
Ladkiyaan bana bola
God ne bhee oh my God
God ka karishma ladkee
Ladke God ka hain fraud

Ho tradition yahi hai apana
Ladkiyaan paraayaa dhan
Ho ladke jaise kaale dhan se
Better hain paraayaa dhan
Better hain paraayaa dhan
Jee better hain paraayaa dhan
Better hain paraayaa dhan
Haan better hain paraayaa dhan

Ho gaya faisla jaao jee
Ho gaya faisla jaao jee
Ho gaya faisla jaao jee
Munh dho ke aao zaraa

Ladakiyon ke pairon ka sandal hain ye chhokare
Ladakiyon ke pairon ka sandal hain ye chhokare
Hamein kehthe hain par khud mental hain ye chhokare
Are harqat se accidental hain ye chhokare

O ho ho
Na na na na na...
O ho ho
Na na na na na...
Main hoon vo sandal kee jisape tera boj hai
Main single pasli hoon too double dose hai
Too double dose hai
Kaise ye dostur kaisa rivaaz hai
Medium dulhe kee dulhan extra large hai
Dulhan extra large hai

Tujko kya lagtaa hai
Teri hirani chaal hai
Teri kamar hai cameraa, two bhk haul hai

Risataa hai nahin
Ye to pooraa scam hai
Zindagi ka safar
Ab to stuck in jam hai

Risataa hai nahin
Ye to pooraa scam hai
Zindagi ka safar
Ab to stuck in jam hai

Jodta hoon main tere haath
Mujko fasana nahin tere saath
Pyaar mujko jisape aaye
Tujh mein naa ek bhee aisee baath

Maarun aisee jodee ko laat
Jo kare jeevan ko barbaad
Dekh too haalat teri tujpe hai
Sharminda aurat zaat

Haan
Haan
Haan...
Chal hut

Boo boo boo boo
Boo boo boo boo
Boo boo boo boo
Boo boo boo boo
Boo boo boo boo
Boo boo boo boo
Boo boo boo boo
Booooooo

Patlee kamar kee tujko itanee kya demand hai
Haan Brad Pitt ka pota hai
Ya too James Bond hai
Maan agar teri moti hotee
To kya chhod detaa

Size ke dar se kya
Usse bhee naathaa tod detaa
Hat haan vajan ka kya hai
Ye workout se ghatjayegaa
Tere jesaa blunder kaise undo ho paayegaa

Aurat zaat ko
Jo nichaa dikhaayegaa
Jaan le besaram
Mittee mein mil jaayega

Aurat zaat ko
Jo nichaa dikhaayegaa
Jaan le besaram
Mittee mein mil jaayega

Aurat izzat ko jo
Kare public mein faluda
Ek durghatana hai
Tere jesee paidaaish behuda

Thobada achchha naa sahee
Baath achchhee kar le beta
Tere jaise budabak ko
Thodee buddhi baksh re khuda

Sympathy unse hai
Jinke ghar
Tere jaise putrarar hua

Kami hai mujh mein
Aur perfection hain ye choriyaan
Kami hai mujh mein
Aur perfection hain ye choriyaan

God ka ultimate creation hain ye chhoriyaan
Khuda se bandon kaschonnaction hain ye chhoriyaan
Kami hai mujh mein
Aur perfection hain ye choriyaan