[Verse 1]
Here, there are lots of things to do
And a panoramic view
Of the universe completely surrounding you
And here, you cannot buy souvenirs
You're never going back, never, never
Basically, I guess it could be worse
Yes, I do, suppose it could be worse

[Verse 2]
Here, there are many, many sheep
And the people only sleep
And awake to tell how gory and gruesome was their end
And I don't have many friends
And it's really very clean, and I'm thinking
"Juliet, you broke our little pact
Juliet, I'm never coming back"

[Chorus]
Up here in heaven without you
I'm here in heaven without you
Up here in heaven without you
It is hell knowing that your health
Will keep you out of here for many, many years

[Verse 3]
Dear, do you often think of me
As you overlook the sea?
Do I qualify as "dearly departed"?
Or am I "that sucker in the sky"?
The fall guy for the first and the last time
Juliet, I thought we had agreed
Now I know why you let me take the lead
[Chorus]
Up here in heaven without you
I'm here in heaven without you
Up here in heaven without you
It is hell knowing that your health
Will keep you out of here for many, many years

[Bridge]
Second thoughts, is that what you had?
Second thoughts, first I broke my back
Second thoughts, as I hit the sea
Second thoughts, for eternity
For eternity, for eternity

[Chorus]
Up here in heaven without you
I'm here in heaven without you
Up here in heaven without you
It is hell knowing that your health
Will keep you out of here for many, many years

[Outro]
Up here in heaven without you
I'm here in heaven without you
Up here in heaven without you
It is hell being here without you, dear
Up here in heaven without you
I'm here in heaven without you
Up here in heaven without you