[Verse 1]
Look askance
Just a glance
Just enough
To incite the wrath
Of her confidante
Strong though gaunt

[Chorus]
And that's how to get your ass kicked
How to get your ass kicked

[Verse 2]
Never learn
To discern
Areas
Where you don't belong
So you venture out
Head in clouds

[Chorus]
And that's how to get your ass kicked
How to get your ass kicked
How to get your ass kicked

[Post-Chorus 1]
I know, I know, I know, I know
[Verse 3]
Driving home
Bikes in chrome
Cut you off
And you flip them off
And they take their turns
Many turns

[Chorus]
And that's how to get your ass kicked
How to get your kicked
How to get your kicked

[Post-Chorus 1]
I know, I know, I know, I know

[Verse 4]
In the end
Then is when
You will pray
But you won't be answered
And then you'll go
End of show

[Chorus]
And that's how to get your ass kicked
How to get your ass kicked
How to get your ass kicked
[Post-Chorus 2]
Oh well, oh well, oh well, oh well

[Chorus]
How to get your ass kicked
How to get your ass kicked
How to get your ass kicked
How to get your ass kicked