[Verse]
When I woke up this morning
I was not surprised to see
My dog's eyes shining bright red
He was about to lunge at me

[Chorus]
Wouldn't it be scary to have a dog gone crazy?
Wouldn't it be scary to have a dog gone crazy?
Wouldn't it be scary to have a dog gone crazy?
Wouldn't it be scary to have a dog gone crazy?

[Verse]
I don't know what caused it
Him giving me the evil eye
One more bark and he's had it
No more room for him to lie

[Chorus]
Wouldn't it be scary to have a dog gone crazy?
Wouldn't it be scary to have a dog gone crazy?
Wouldn't it be scary to have a dog gone crazy?
Wouldn't it be scary to have a dog gone crazy?

[Verse]
When I woke up this morning
I was surprised to see
My dog chewed my nose off
Because of his insanity
[Chorus]
Wouldn't it be scary to have a dog gone crazy?
Wouldn't it be scary to have a dog gone crazy?
Wouldn't it be scary to have a dog gone crazy?
Wouldn't it be scary to have a dog gone crazy?