I ain't no doctor, ain't no doctor's son
But I'll fill your prescription
Till the real doctor comes
Till the real doctor comes
Till the real doctor comes

I ain't the DA, ain't the DA's son
But I'll bribe the jury
And get justice done
And get justice done

Oh yeah
Oh yeah
Oh yeah
Oh yeah
I'm an all-around man
All-around man
All-around man
All-around man
All-around man
All-around man
All-around man
All-around, yeah

All-around man
All-around man
I ain't no sailor, ain't no sailor's son
But I'll be your navigator
Till the marines hit town
Marines hit town
Marines hit town

Oh yeah
Oh yeah
Oh yeah
Oh yeah
Oh yeah
Oh