Gone are the days of Leave it to Beaver
Matt Dillon and his sidekick Festus
Now we survive on the immoral lives
Of those of the Young and the Restless!!

It's not that they're young
They're just uh, restless!
Not doing at all like they should!
So they go to the General Hospital
And The Doctors can't do 'em no good

So they keep on with their Search for Tomorrow
Not doing one thing that's right!
And they all end up in Another World
About to fall off The Edge of Night!

But that shouldn't matter
'Cause after all, As the World Turns
You only have but One Life to Live!

There remains a blessed hope for you
And All your Children
More Hope than Ryan could ever give!

If we want true contentment, peace in our homes
With an end to marital strife
We must live for Jesus Christ
The Only Guiding Light
Not one, but All The Days of our Lives!