Froggy Fresh
Halloween II (Remix)
[Chorus]
Hey, you
Happy Halloween
It's me and Money Maker Mike, back up on the scene
With all the
Candy you can eat, candy stacking heaps, we'll be eating it for weeks
It was Halloween night when he walked right past with that long sharp knife and that scary white mask
Ooh
You can call me a liar, but I just seen Mike Myers

[Verse 1]
Me and Mike hit the street with a mean sweet tooth
We were dressed to a T in our Halloween suits
Dad said we had to be home before 8
But me and Mike decided we werе staying out late
It was 9 PM, mom was calling me again
I said "Mike, don't shе understand we're grown men?"
Then I ran into his chest and my brain felt pain
You already know his name, it's that dumb jerk James
I stepped back and I waive my lightsaber
And James pointed over at my pack of Lifesavers
I said "No, James, you ain't getting those
And if you try to take them, Imma break your freaking nose
Quit playing James, I ain't even scared"
Mike said "That ain't James, bro. James is over there"
I said "You're right, and there's Big Blue
So if that's them, then who are you?"
[Chorus]
Hey, you
Happy Halloween
It's me and Money Maker Mike, back up on the scene
With all the
Candy you can eat, candy stacking heaps, we'll be eating it for weeks
It was Halloween night when he walked right past with that long sharp knife and that scary white mask
Ooh
You can call me a liar, but I just seen Mike Myers

[Verse 2]
We ran up the street and we came across a bus
We climbed up in and I pulled the door shut
We walked to the front and we peeked out of the window
Nothing but the black night, no sign of the sicko
Then suddenly I seen him, he was gonna spill our guts
I was praying for my life as he walked past the bus
But then my lightsaber fell over right next to me
Crash on the ground and it lit up like a Christmas tree
It was so bright lying on the ground
Mike Myers must have heard it cause he stopped and turned around
He walked over and he peeped through the door
And seen my lightsaber shining brightly on the floor
Then me and Mike seen the door swing open
We were filled up with so much fear, we were frozen
Then Mike Myers climbed up onto the bus
Me and Mike were both trapped, he was gonna butcher us
[Chorus]
Hey, you
Happy Halloween
It's me and Money Maker Mike, back up on the scene
With all the
Candy you can eat, candy stacking heaps, we'll be eating it for weeks
It was Halloween night when he walked right past with that long sharp knife and that scary white mask
Ooh
You can call me a liar, but I just seen Mike Myers

[Verse 3]
At the very last second, we escaped from the bus
Then we ran up to the school but the doors were locked shut
I told Mike, "Hurry, go and get some help
I'll be fine here on my own, I can fight this dude myself"
Then Mike ran out into the night
I told Mike Myers, "Dog, you ain't very bright
Don't you know that you're messing with your life?
You don't bring no knife to a lightsaber fight"
Then I knocked that big ol' knife right out his hand
I can't even lie, I was feeling like the man
Then he pulled a lightsaber right out of his coveralls
Swung it against my arm and he cut it clean off
I couldn't believe it, my arm was on the ground
I needed a hand and nobody was around
My last thoughts as he choked me up against the door
Only one way out, I gotta use the force
[Chorus]
Hey, you
Happy Halloween
It's me and Money Maker Mike, back up on the scene
With all the
Candy you can eat, candy stacking heaps, we'll be eating it for weeks
It was Halloween night when he walked right past with that long sharp knife and that scary white mask
Ooh
You can call me a liar, but I just seen Mike Myers