Froggy Fresh
Bad Guys
[Chorus]
Have you ever had to be a bad guy?
Have you ever had to kill someone?
Have you ever had to be a bad guy?
Being bad guys ain't no fun
Have you ever had to be a bad guy?
Have you ever had to kill someone?
Have you ever had to be a bad guy?
Being bad guys ain't no fun

[Verse 1: Farty Krueger]
Another long night, up inside of people's dreams
Making people scared, making people scream
And I don't want to do these things that I do
'Cause deep down inside my heart, I really care about you
Sometimes, I just want to curl up on the couch
With a really cute girl, and know what she's all about
But I can't! (Come on)
You see that pretty lady right there?
Well, now I gotta go and give her nightmares

[Verse 2: Jason Voorhees]
Everywhere I go, people calling me ugly
But deep down inside, I just want someone to hug me
I carry this machete, the weight, it gets so heavy
Sometimes I sit and cry when I'm driving in me Chevy
Why did all them people let me drown inside the lake?
Try and never let them break me, but it's more than I can take
All I ever wanted was to be a disc jockey
Why do I wear this mask? I don't even like hockey
[Chorus]
Have you ever had to be a bad guy?
Have you ever had to kill someone?
Have you ever had to be a bad guy?
Being bad guys ain't no fun
Have you ever had to be a bad guy?
Have you ever had to kill someone?
Have you ever had to be a bad guy?
Being bad guys ain't no fun

[Verse 3: Michael Myers]
It gets hard, gotta wear this stupid white mask
It gets bad ventilation and my breath smells bad
Every day I'm sitting here just breathing in the funk
My own recycled air smells like a dead skunk
All summer long, gotta wear these hot boots
I'm not even a mechanic, but I wear this stupid suit
Everywhere I go, people ask if I could fix their car
I can't fix your car, I'm not a real mechanic

[Verse 4: ?]
(Unintelligable)

[Chorus]
Have you ever had to be a bad guy?
Have you ever had to kill someone?
Have you ever had to be a bad guy?
Being bad guys ain't no fun
Have you ever had to be a bad guy?
Have you ever had to kill someone?
Have you ever had to be a bad guy?
Being bad guys ain't no fun
[Verse 5: Farty Krueger, Jason Voorhees, Michael Myers]
They can't possibly know, what it's like
To be bad, every night
'Cause my fingers, have knifes
In your dreams, when I slice
I just wanna be a stinking DJ!
I'm not a dang mechanic, I just wear mechanic clothes!
(Unintelligable)

[Chorus]
Have you ever had to be a bad guy?
Have you ever had to kill someone?
Have you ever had to be a bad guy?
Being bad guys ain't no fun
Have you ever had to be a bad guy?
Have you ever had to kill someone?
Have you ever had to be a bad guy?
Being bad guys ain't no fun