Dishpan hands and pots and pans
And ashtrays full of butts
Pearl diving's the life for me
I'm such a little putz

The heat, the slime
I've never been on time
I'm soaking wet, I'll never save a dime

Born to do dishes
I was born to do dishes
I was born to do dishes
And my mom's really bummed out
I was born to do dishes
Fuck you, I'm just so proud
I was born to do dishes
And my mom's really bummed out

Go!

[Guitar lead]

The heat, the slime
I've never been on time
I'm soaking wet, I'll never save a dime
Born to do dishes
I was born to do dishes
I was born to do dishes
And my mom's really bummed out
I was born to do dishes
Fuck you, I'm just so proud
I was born to do dishes

Fuck you
Fuck you
Fuck you
Born to dishes

Fuck you
Fuck you
Fuck you
Born to dishes

Fuck you
Fuck you
Fuck you
Born to dishes

Fuck you
Fuck you
Fuck you
Born to dishes
Fuck you
Fuck you
Fuck you
Born...