[Dan Panic starts playing the lead-in to "Granola Head" and stops when he realizes it's the wrong song]

[Song begins]

Sitting drinking a brew, and I'm feeling like a stooge
You’re the reason why I drank all that beer last night

Did you ever really like me?
I think I know the answer
Fuck you
Well listen up, this is what I think of you

You're a noodle brain and I hate you
You're a noodle brain, you’re ugly
You're a noodle brain, you're so stupid
You're a noodle brain just like me

Sitting drinking a brew, and I'm feeling like a fool
You're the reason why I drank all that beer last night

Did you ever really like me?
I think I know the answer
Fuck you
Well listen up, this is what I think of you

You're a noodle brain and I hate you
You're a noodle brain, you’re ugly
You’re a noodle brain, you're so stupid
You’re a noodle brain just like me
[x2]
Noodle brain [x4]

[Guitar lead]

Noodle brain [x5]