I once knew a guy, his name was Jim
He used to like me, but I didn't like him
Said he'd really like to go to bed
Said he'd really like to give some vicious head

But he's a gay boy
But he's a boy toy
Oh, he's a jerk off
But he's a fuck up

His girlfriend says, "Come and live with me"
His girlfriend says, "Come and live with me"
His mom and dad are awful proud
It's perfectly acceptable

'Cause he's a gay boy
But he's a boy toy
But he's a jerk off
But he's a fuck up

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But he's a gay boy
But he's a boy toy
And he's a jerk off
And he's a fuck up
But he's a gay boy
He's a boy toy
Oh, he's a jerk off
Oh, he's a fuck up