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Feeling so sick, someone get me a beer
My life is in shambles, you know I'm a Queer

My head, it really pounds and pounds
Records just go 'round and 'round
Mom and Dad, they hate my guts
The only girls I know are sluts

[?] all around
My brain is at the lost and food
Daddy beat me with a hose
Got kicked out of the Webelos

Feeling so groovy
I'm feeling so groovy
I'm feeling so groovy
It sucks

Phone's disconnected
Hey, I'll never lean
Just eleven more months 'til my income tax return

I'm really not that dumb, you know
Got lots of beer and Tuinal
Ran over Rin Tin Tin today
His Alpo's mine now, hey, it's great
Say I'm deeply troubled
Oh, I shake my head, it just ain't so
Daddy beat me with a hose
Kicked out of the Webelos

Feeling so groovy
I'm feeling so groovy
I'm feeling so groovy
It sucks

Well, I was walking down the street with my head held high
Thinking everything was all right
Well, I was walking down the street with my head in the clouds
I said, "Hey-a, good lookin', what'cha doin' tonight?"

Feeling so sick, someone get me a beer
My life is in shambles, you know I'm a Queer

My head, it really pounds and pounds
Records just go 'round and 'round
Mom and Dad, they hate my guts
The only girls I know are sluts

[?] all around
My brain is at the lost and food
Daddy beat me with a hose
Kicked out of the Webelos
Feeling so groovy
I'm feeling so groovy
I'm feeling so groovy
It sucks

I said I'm feeling so groovy
I'm feeling so groovy
I'm feeling so groovy
It sucks

[Break]

Phone's disconnected
Hey, I'll never lean
Just eleven more months 'til my income tax return

I'm really not that dumb, you know
Got lots of beer and Tuinal
Ran over Rin Tin Tin today
His Alpo's mine now, hey, it's great

They say I'm deeply troubled
Oh, I shake my head, it just ain't so
Daddy beat me with a hose
Kicked out of the Webelos
Feeling so groovy
I'm feeling so groovy
I'm feeling so groovy
It sucks

I said I'm feeling so groovy
I'm feeling so groovy
I'm feeling so groovy
It-

(Groovy, it-)