Acting like you care about some stupid fucking cow
You fucking vegan
Your PC attitude, it doesn't matter anyhow
You fucking vegan

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Stupid fucking vegan
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Stupid fucking vegan
(Vegan, vegan, stupid fucking vegan)

You always pray to Jah when you smoke your fucking pot
You fucking vegan
You like the Grateful Dead because you think they're really hot
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Stupid fucking vegan
(Vegan, vegan, stupid fucking vegan)

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Stupid fucking vegan
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Stupid fucking vegan
[Guitar lead]

Your girlfriend doesn't shave her legs or armpits anymore
You fucking vegan
I really hate your lifestyle, you're a stupid fucking bore
You fucking vegan

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Stupid fucking vegan
You're a stupid fucking, stupid fucking, stupid fucking
Stupid fucking vegan
(Vegan, vegan, stupid fucking vegan)

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Stupid fucking vegan
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Stupid fucking vegan
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