Dishpan hands and pots and pans
And ashtrays full of butts
Pearl diving's the life for me
I'm such a little putz
The heat, the slime
I've never been on time
I'm soaking wet, I'll never save a dime

Born to do dishes
I was born to do dishes
I was born to do dishes
And my mom's really bummed out
I was born to do dishes
Fuck you, I'm just so proud
I was born to do dishes
And my mom's really bummed out

The heat, the slime
I've never been on time
I'm soaking wet, I'll never save a dime

Born to do dishes
I was born to do dishes
I was born to do dishes
And my mom's really bummed out
I was born to do dishes
Fuck you, I'm just so proud
I was born to do dishes
Fuck you
Fuck you
Fuck you
Born to dishes
[x3]

And my mom's really bummed out