I'm always doing things that I don't wanna do
I seem to bite off more than I can chew
I used to have a job, but now I'm through
I guess I'm pretty stupid, but so are you
'Cause I'm useless

Well, my girlfriend went and left me
My landlord kicked me out
I'm lonely, scared, and smelly
I wanna die but don't know how

[Spoken]
He's seven years old, and he's dying of old age. And I don't give a fuck about any of you limp-wristed funny boys

But I'm useless
But I'm useless
But I'm useless
But I'm useless

Useless [x5]