John Rioux was his name
Screwing up was his game
Oh gosh, he hates his folks
In fact his whole life is a joke

Well, he's only seventeen
He knows everything
His brain's malfunctioning

He's a teenage gluesniffer
Well, he's a teenage gluesniffer
Well, he's a teenage gluesniffer

Oh oh oh yeah
Oh oh oh yeah

Shane Problem is his name
Whacking off is his game
Girls all think he's a joke
His fanzine is a hoax

Well, he's only twenty-two
His diet is quite rude
Eat's Denny's and pukes

He's a teenage gluesniffer
Well, he's a teenage gluesniffer
Well, he's a teenage gluesniffer
Oh oh oh yeah
Oh oh oh yeah

He's an asshole
He's a bonehead
He's a jerk-off
He's a real waste case
He's a real waste case

He's a teenage gluesniffer
Well, he's a teenage gluesniffer...