[Verse 1]
Lookin' for a lady, walkin' through the bar
Supercool 'n' easy, he's a superstar
Talkin' to the cutie, looking pretty shy
"Move your hips around and make me smile"
"I'm the one you're looking for
'Cause I am the guy"
She just turns around and says:
"Kiss my ass goodbye"

[Chorus]
Who do you think you are, to look at me like this?
Who do you think you are? Not a single kiss
Who do you think you are? You're talking much too loud
Who do you think you are? Get back into the crowd

[Verse 2]
Now he's getting' closer, gettin' in my sight
Oh, my God he's seen me; it's too late to hide away
Heavy metal monkey, silly looks and walk
Rock 'n' roll pretender, now he starts to talk, to talk:
"Nice to see ya, how's it goin'?"
Blah-blah-blah-blah
I say, "Why don't you turn around
And get back to the b-b-bar?"
[Chorus]
Who do you think you are, to talk to me like this?
Who do you think you are? I got you on my list
Who are you? You're talking much too loud
Who do you think you are? Get back into the crowd

[Solos: Hansen, Wessel, Schlächter, Kusch, Schlächter, harmony: both, Hansen]

[Chorus]
Who do you think you are, to talk to me like this?
Who do you think you are? I got you on my list
Who do you think you are? You're talking much too loud
Who do you think you are? Get back into the crowd