Keith Muldoon, said he was dead
Murdered by a giraffe
Christine Payne said "no, he's alive
He lives in Haverfordwest"
Chemtrail Brian has him in York
Getting dragged out of the Ouse
Airwair boots, surgical gown
Counter-majority views

Awkward Sean
Awkward Sean
Urbek Sean
Hatchback Sean

We had Slade, we had The Sweet
Sean had Chicory Tip
We thought Cruyff, Pele or Best
Sean thought Muller or Maier
We played pool, he would arrange
Beer mats into a towеr
That’s him there, stood at the back
Nеxt to Anthony Power

Awkward Sean
Awkward Sean
Semtex Sean
Home end Sean
You'd call round but never go in
He'd always keep you for ages on the step
As old Joe over the road pointed up at the roof
I once heard Jennifer Hughes claim she’d been in the hallway and it stank
And old Joe was over the road pointing up at the roof

Awkward Sean, are you alive?
Are you still of a mind?
Javelin, discus, hammer and shot
Twenty kilometre walk
Poptart Mark, king of the arch
Swears down you were the best
And Christine Payne is probably wrong
I bet you live in Haverfordeast

Awkward Sean
Awkward Sean
Abstract Sean
Toe clip Sean
Red Star Sean
Quiet time Sean
Night time Sean
Rooftop Sean