I was the best friend you ever had
But that was over half an hour ago
You went from Magaluf to Stalingrand
An altogether more different snow

Oh I don't know how it all pans out
But I know this much is true
What made Columbia famous
Has made a prick out of you
You're overbearing highs
Affect the atmosphere
Shit that does not quite rise
To the ocassions here

Well a one eyed clergyman up for the day
Wouldn't have to think it through
What made Columbia famous
Has made a prick out of you
Yes what made Columbia famous
Has made a prick out of you

What price your bluster
What price your smarm
I've seen body parts lying in biology labs
With far more charm
Oh, ? ? king of the hill cockadoodlewho
What made Columbia famous
Has made a prick out of you
Yes What made Columbia famous
Has made a prick out of you
I said What made Columbia famous
Has made a prick out of you