Half Man Half Biscuit
Mr Cave’s A Window Cleaner Now
Oh, gangway!
I’m coming through!
Ooh

Hey hey hey
Hey hey hey
Hey hey hey
Hey hey hey

If there’s one thing that I like
I drive around on my motorbike
I am the speed king
I am the speed king

Ooh

Oh, release the pigeons!
Oh, mother!
Hey hey hey (ooh)
Hey hey hey (ow)
Yeah

Ow

Oh no, it touched me
It’s turned out nice again
It’s turned out nice again
It’s turned out nice again
It’s turned out nice again

Ow, yeah

Oh, I’ve got a picture of a girl next door
With my little stick of Ayers Rock
With my little stick of Ayers Rock
Rock rock ooh
Yeah
And I heard her laughing
And I heard her screaming
And I found her bleeding
And she wasn’t breathing
So I did what I could with my gas mask
Yeah I did what I could with my gas mask
Gas mask
Yeah
Ooh

Ooh
Hey hey hey
Yeah
Oh, if you could see what I could see
Oh, if you could see what I could see
Big Jesus soul makes gas mask!