Clarence Clarity
Swearing’s For Art Students
[Intro]
I honestly don't have a clue what I'm talking about...
But this is a statement...

[Verse 1]
I'm sorry for being so middle class
Spoilt little me I've got my head up my own arse
You've got your toys and I've got mine
You keep your AK-47 I'll keep my four-wheel drive
Yeah right, does anyone care so much?
Your politics are something that should never be touched
And I'm dumb, I'm dumb to the core
I'm dumb, give me four-to-the-floor...

[Verse 2]
My love, we need
Two glasses of wine and a passion to breed
My love, we need
A cupboard of guns and a Sunday on speed
How many A-Levels does it take to build a wall?
How many A-Levels?
And I'm dumb, I'm dumb to the core
I'm dumb, give me four-to-the-floor...

(Pick my guitar up, nice and easy
Run my hands down its neck and I'll play it with feeling)
[Chorus]
What are economics, stock exchange and social politics?
Not for me honey, it's not for me honey...
What are economics, stock exchange and social politics?
Not for me honey, its not for me...

[Verse 3]
Would you love me if I was black?
Would you love me if i was gay or put a knife in my back?
I didn't ask to be who I am
But I'm here, and here I stand
How many A-Levels does it take to rule the world?
How many A-Levels?
And I'm dumb, I'm dumb to the core
I'm dumb give me four-to-the-floor...

[Bridge]
You don't have to shout just to get your point across (x7)
You've only got to scream just to get your point across...

[Chorus]
What are economics, stock exchange and social politics?
Not for me honey, it's not for me honey...
What are economics, stock exchange and social politics?
Not for me honey, its not for me...