Joan Osborne
I’m Qualified
Do you need a girl beside you
To  supply the love you need?
I'll  give you satisfaction
And all my work is guaranteed

If you want someone to love you
Take  your hand and be your guide
Oh,  I’m qualified
Take a chance with me‚ baby

If  you want someone to cry to
I'll wipe away your tears
If you need someone to lie to
I'll be glad to lend an ear

If  you’re looking for somebody
To stand by your side
Oh‚ I'm qualified
Take a chance with me‚ baby

I'm qualified, I'm qualified
Come on and take a chance with me, baby
I'm qualified‚ I'm qualified
Come on and take a chance with me, baby

I ain't much on matrimony
All I know is what I've heard
But I’ll gladly chance it, darling
If you’d only say the word
If you need someone to play with
I'll be there by your side
Oh‚ I’m qualified
Take a chance with me, baby

I'm qualified, I'm qualified
Come on and take a chance with me, baby
I'm qualified, I’m qualified
Come on and take a chance with me, baby

I'm qualified, I'm qualified
Come on and take a chance with me, baby
I'm qualified, I'm qualified
Come on and take a chance with me, baby