Tiny Tim
I Get Dippy When I Do That Two-Step Dance
[spoken]

I get dizzy when I do that two-step dance, sung by Mr. Arthur Collins, Edison Record, 19-5

[singing]

Now the beat that struck this town, it'll turn me upside down
When the band begins to play I start dancing right away
Many things are out of date, Taj Mahal has lost its gate
But the two-step dancin' 'round the place can make my feet behave, oh

I get dizzy when I do that two-step dance
Just go into a trance and take most any chance
Round and round and round I go
I'm on the job alright you know
I'm dizzy when I do that two-step dance

Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Around and round and round I go
I'm on the job alright you know
I'm dizzy when I do that two-step dance

Now before you gaily glide
As your hips move side to sidе
When they bang the big bass drum
It's a sitch oh and thеn some
It may be against your will but you really can't keep still
For you've got no chance it makes you prance
To do that two-step dance
Oh
I get dizzy when I do that two-step dance
Just go into a trance and take most any chance
Round and round and round I go
I'm on the job alright you know
I'm dizzy when I do that two-step dance

Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Around and round and round I go
I'm on the job alright you know
I'm dizzy when I do that two-step dance