[Verse 1: Howdy & Frank]
Dance around and sing a song!
The fun will never stop!
Yay!
We have fun all-day-long!
It says so on the clock!
So wear a hat, wear no hat!
Or wear two hats if you prefer!
We only have two hats.
So those are your only options.
So put them on and bake a cake!
And while you wait for the cake to bake,
Begin to prepare a second cake!
You did it WRONG with that first cake.

[Chorus: Howdy, Frank, Both & Floating Number 7]
It's your turn with the balloon!
The fun will never end!
Organize a spoon!
The fun will never end!
Count to the funnest number!
The fun will never end!
Go to your favorite corner!
The fun will never end!

[Bridge: Darwin, Howdy & Frank]
I don't know what's going on?!?
The fun will never end!
I'm not sure if this is that fun.
The fun will never end!
[Interlude: Gumball, Howdy & Grady]
What was that?
A dramatic record scratch sound. Dude, we gotta go! This is all a trap to keep you playing with them forever!
You're wrong. You see there are three of us Master Gumball, and Darwin only has two hands. This, was a trap, for you.
Dum, dum, dum...
What was that?
A dramatic music cue, it would have been better if my voice wasn't so flat.

[Verse 2: Howdy, Frank, Grady & Darwin]
You always used to play with us.
Now's our turn to play with you.
So play along, don't make a fuss!
And we'll come up with things to do!
We'll make you dance, we'll make you fight.
You'll smear yourself with worms all night!
We'll make you eat toenails and grease!
We'll make you wear an itchy fleece!
We'll see if you break when you bend!
The fun will never end!
The fun will ne-
Wait, what's that?
The end of the fun.

[Outro: Gumball, Howdy, Frank & Puppets]
Run!!
AHH!
Ahhhhhh!
Ahhhh!!
[Skit: Gumball, Darwin, Puppets & Grady]
Is it me or is that kinda underwhelming?
Yeah, I sorta thought everything would explode or something.
Wait! Isn't this all imaginary??!
Oh! Good point.
NOOO!!!!!
I will have my revenge!!!