When I was a little boy
I fed my mother a bottle of whiskey
While she was pregnant
Unbeknownst to me

I felt bad to say the least
And when my little brother was born
He had
What they call
"Fetal Alcohol Syndrome"
The kids used to laugh and taunt him as we'd walk to school

It's about this time that I discovered a drug
Called crystal methamphetamine
And by the second grade, i had my classmates hooked
And in the fourth grade I threw a big fucking party, everyone was invited

And I got a girl named Cynthia to blow my little brother for a teeter
And no one would fuck with us
After that