Gloomy bridge
Gloomy train tracks
Chilly Asian
Calmly walking

Scary song and a shadow makes him turn around
Pause for effect

Running, shoe shot
Hagrid's hungry
Look back, too slow!
Guess he doesn't eat Asians
Recap, white kid saw it in his dream

Relativity, Rogue, rotate, city
Kids walking to school, look down, love interest
Creepy fog wave, riverTON RIPPER KILLS!
SCARY FLASH!

Teens bet on who's gonna die first
Probably the redhead, she's screwed
HO HO God. Oh God. Okay. Whew.
Main guy sees Nigahiga
He gets blurry
All alone, killed by the cameraman, crime scene
Look mad, transition
People walking, girl talking
That guy with a knife, that guy with a knife
Tell 'em 'bout the guys with the knives, scared
Fall down, blow up, ow! 911
Shake your hands, cops
Lotsa stuff is going on
Rorschach, for some reason

Talking to your friend, looking down in the forest, knife!
Talking to your friend, then glance at his lips
Feet, girl, blood!
Wes Craven, the director of shadows that make girls cry and scream (and worry!)
Creepy guys break windows
Hurray, it's in 3D!

What's that?! Raise your knife, stab a door, black and white
Flip an ambulance, little girl in the window
Grab a knife, flip a knife
Braided sideburns, lightning storm, scared, gun
FIGHT THE BAD GUY!
Did you kill him? No, out the window
Shoot the ground, explosion, bird

My Soul To Ta- WAKE!
Giant hand is coming soon